The Unemployed Eater - Midwestern Dude Food →
Maybe I'll get some anyway.
Me: I'd have to take a Xanax to deal with my fear of the boat, but I would love to go whale watching tomorrow.
Randy, My Stepdad: Can you get Xanax over the counter now?
Me: No, but I could get some on the black market.
Randy: Oh, i see
Mom: She's making a joke, Randy.
The Girl With the Unceasing Exposition and...
cant decide which offended me more. My stepdad wanted to watch the Swedish films, my Mom and I humored him til we couldn’t take it anymore. Now we’re watching Back to the Future 2 in the bedroom.
Things I have learned about Nicki Minaj (sp?) in...
She’s kind of terrible DAT ASS, HOMG
No cigarette for 24 hours, my stepdad has been reading the Santa Barbara visitors map outloud for two hours, as in “it says here the zoo has over 700 animals, including Lions, Alligators, and Giraffes” and “oh, the courthouse is open for visitors from 10 until 3” in one long monologue regardless of conversation. Mom forgot the camera. Must control blind rage.
why didnt i bring weed. christmas weed.
NFG Christmas card to you! →
Not even joking
My parents just went to bed. It’s not even 9:30. WTF am I going to do with myself.
On melrose, you can actually hear people doing the double rainbow schtick in the bg